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New plastic pollution discovered: 'Plasticorals' coral rubble fused with plasticoist.jp
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▲▼ ninininino17:23 hn>

Plastic also visibly in rocks on the beach: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5UoVDxjG1g

https://www.science.org/content/article/rocks-made-plastic-f...

And invisibly in trees: https://www.waldwissen.net/en/forest-ecology/climate-and-env...

Pick your favorite Disney movie, the beautiful nature in it is now infused with plastic.

▲▼ dvh17:26 hn>

It's our own K-T layer

▲▼ testfoobar17:59 hn>

"The Plastocene – Plastic in the sedimentary record"

https://blogs.egu.eu/divisions/ssp/2019/01/09/the-plastocene...

▲▼ vatsachak18:24 hn>

Plastic is a source of energy. I am sure that we need to gameplan for a post-plastic world in the future after some bacteria/fungi learn to eat it

▲▼ wongarsu18:42 hn>

We are increasingly finding bacteria and fungi that eat various plastics. Not just lab-grown, but actual organically evolved bacteria eating PLA and the like

That said, I doubt this will become apocalyptic. Wood is highly biodegradable, yet even untreated wood will last decades if you keep it dry and away from soil. Microorganisms eating plastic will make it less weather-resistant and maybe worse food packaging, but it won't kill all use of plastic

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▲▼ bmk4417:49 hn>

Reminds me of the classic George Carlin bit:

"The planet will be here for a long, long, LONG time after we’re gone, and it will heal itself, it will cleanse itself, ’cause that’s what it does. It’s a self-correcting system. The air and the water will recover, the earth will be renewed. And if it’s true that plastic is not degradable, well, the planet will simply incorporate plastic into a new paradigm: the earth plus plastic. The earth doesn’t share our prejudice toward plastic. Plastic came out of the earth. The earth probably sees plastic as just another one of its children. Could be the only reason the earth allowed us to be spawned from it in the first place. It wanted plastic for itself. Didn’t know how to make it. Needed us. Could be the answer to our age-old egocentric philosophical question, “Why are we here?”

▲▼ Joel_Mckay18:11 hn>

"Saving the Planet" (George Carlin)

https://youtu.be/7W33HRc1A6c?si=HqyW8mys0uNBuFdW&t=147

Humorous, but not inaccurate about what climate change means to primates. =3

▲▼ SoftTalker18:23 hn>

The planet is fine; the people are fucked!

▲▼ autoexec20:02 hn>
>It’s a self-correcting system. The air and the water will recover, the earth will be renewed.

Sadly this really isn't the case, and there are a lot of things we can do that will permanently fuck the planet. It can't be certain that we will kill ourselves off before we cross some tipping point that will eventually turn the Earth into just another lifeless rock in our solar system.

▲▼ conception21:21 hn>

That seems pretty arrogant that a hundred million years or more won’t restart life back on Earth. But I also might just be ignorant. What could we do to end all life on earth and prevent future life from forming?

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▲▼ fuoqi22:12 hn>

Well, "permanently fuck the planet" can be a matter of perspective. The great oxidation event "fucked up" the planet for anaerobic life, but we would not exist without it, so it was a huge blessing for us. Even human CO2 emissions could be viewed as a huge blessing for biosphere in the far future since it releases captured carbon ("the currency of life") thus significantly delaying the timeline of atmospheric CO2 depletion to levels at which photosynthesis becomes impossible.

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▲▼ GuB-4200:06 hn>

We probably couldn't sterilize the earth even if the entire humanity wanted it more than anything else and threw everything it had to make it happen and then some more.

Even destroying the entire humanity would be hard, civilization could go, we have plenty of scenarios for that, but killing every human, even the odd tribe of refugees who could survive in a cave somewhere is something else. I'd say it is the maximum extent of what our technology could do. By that I mean nuking everything we could nuke, including things like volcanoes, mass produce all the greenhouse gases, the ozone depleting ones, the poisonous ones just to release them all, have our finest biologists prepare a pandemic, we may even try to bring in some asteroids.

To sterilize the Earth we would need to destroy all the extremophile bacteria, the tardigrades, the deep biosphere,... That's not happening. Note that we are very careful to sterilize Mars rovers, so that we don't contaminate Mars with Earth life. That's how hardy we consider life to be.

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▲▼ alexey-salmin02:30 hn>

Can you expand more on what these things are?

Life on earth survived both the Cryogenian period with 5°C mean surface temperature [1] and Paleocene–Eocene thermal maximum with esimated 27.2–34.5°C mean surface temperature [2]. For comparison the current mean temperature is 15–16°C, the preindustrial was approximately 14°C.

I'm not even sure it's easy to exterminate humanity: our species has displayed an extreme ability to adapt. Surely, billions of humans could die in a big cataclysm but it's genuinely hard to imagine an event that will exterminate every last pocket of survivors. Even harder if we speak roaches and bacteria. The "lifeless rock" will happen when the sun turns into the red giant.

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cryogenian

[2] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paleocene–Eocene_thermal_maxim...

▲▼ throwawayffffas14:38 hn>

It's not self correcting indeed because there is no correct state.

Sure the preindustrial environment was cozy for cute and fuzzy things and ourselves.

But you are greatly underestimating life if you think we can kill it all off. Sure it might be slimes and jellies and fungi for a while but life has been there before.

▲▼ sublinear21:06 hn>

Yes, and this era of comedy is thankfully over. Carlin became quite preachy in his later years. He has way better material.

▲▼ stinkbeetle01:50 hn>

Well if leading scientist George Carlin says "the earth will be renewed" conjecture is true then it must be true. The science is settled everybody, no need to panic.

▲▼ tim33313:23 hn>

I don't think it's a question of science. More aesthetics as to whether you think an Earth cleansed of us lot is nice or not.

▲▼ dialogbox02:52 hn>
>And if it’s true that plastic is not degradable

I believe it's matter of time for having lifeforms degrading plastic. When trees appeared, there was nothing can degrade dead trees for a long time. And that became fossil fuels. So plastic would be degraded eventually. And some amount of it buried deep enough would be another kind of fossil fuels.

▲▼ canadiantim18:26 hn>

This has been known for decades already. In the historical records we'll be known as the plastic age

▲▼ criddell18:31 hn>

The article says it's already being called the plasticene.

▲▼ so-gala-massey19:40 hn>

It even has a theme song from 1980: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k8vaoGQCuyg

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▲▼ sharpshadow18:37 hn>

In the cycle of life everything becomes a rock.

▲▼ nomel22:57 hn>

You might have to wait a very long time for some of the gas to become a rock.

▲▼ stinkbeetle01:50 hn>

Except rocks. They become dirt.

▲▼ tim33313:24 hn>

Or gas.

▲▼ ah2718221:53 hn>

I think its inevitable that something (either from humans or nature) will figure out how to digest plastic. Similar to the Devonian Wood Crisis.

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▲▼ kombookcha10:34 hn>

It's unfortunate that the mushrooms grown on plastic waste absorb chemicals that make them unsafe to eat. What a gamechanger otherwise.

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▲▼ qlte01:43 hn>

Sure, but in evolutionary timescales a hundred years of selective pressure from newly abundant plastic waste might produce an organism optimized to exploit the niche from human landfills and ocean trash in a breezy 20 million or so years.

▲▼ nomel23:37 hn>
>While more research is needed to determine the exact origin of plasticorals — one likely source is beach bonfires

Considering the last picture they have is a bit of plastic (or wax), on top of some leaves, with burn marks, this seems like a logical conclusion.

▲▼ blondie9x00:52 hn>

How would a bonfire on a beach end up mixing plastic with coral in the ocean?

▲▼ pvaldes08:43 hn>

The keyword here is coral rubble. This is dead coral gravel in a beach, not living corals including plastic in their tissues. Dead corals are just another rock stained after a bonfire and the tide movement will erode the soft plastic from the rocks again.

This is not different than saying than pouring molting aluminum in a fire-ant nest creates a new type of pollution: the aluminant.

▲▼ nomel21:43 hn>

It's in the headline "New form of plastic pollution discovered on the shores of vulnerable coral reefs"

"on the shores"

and the "form" part of that headline is literal. It's not a new pollution, just a new physical "form" of that pollution: plastic that would have been floating around on its own instead stuck to old bits of coral that would have been sitting next to it.

Seems intentionally deceiving/alarmist.

▲▼ kazinator01:33 hn>

Plasticoral could be simulated to make a new man made craft material. Then when an artist becomes known for working it it a lot and takes a break, they can say, "I'm not doing anything in plasticoral at the moment".

▲▼ tim33313:07 hn>

By the way on the coral front, for the Great Barrier Reef "in terms of coral cover, the past five years were the best on record" https://financialpost.com/opinion/bjorn-lomborg-the-great-ba...