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Prisoner loses challenge to an Australian state’s ban on inmates eating Vegemitecnn.com
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▲▼ npc9914:26 hn>

When I first heard about the case, I assumed prisoner was suing because he was being forced to accept toast with vegemite already on it or something, but turns out it was the opposite lol

▲▼ Tade014:31 hn>

Was going to say the same. I acquired a taste for it, but you really have to spread it thinly.

Also the jar lid can and will get stuck on dried Vegemite, so at the same time you have to open it frequently, so as to prevent that.

▲▼ alexjplant15:28 hn>

Two slices of bread in the toaster oven. Throw some sharp cheddar on one of them halfway through. Spread a thin layer of *mite on the other. Delicious. I threw some carmelized onions on there one time too and it was even better.

The *mite hate comes from people trying to spread it like Nutella because they think brown = chocolate. One must apply it like sunscreen or thermal paste. My last jar of Vegemite similarly glued itself irretrievably shut towards the end even with a quarter of its contents left. I treated it as a metaphor for existence and discarded it with spiritual indifference.

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▲▼ BashiBazouk15:48 hn>

Yup, I was in a youth hostel while backpacking down the east coast of Australia and decided to try it. I found if you spread a cracker with a thick layer of butter then a molecular thin layer of vegemite it came quite close to process cheese. Though that was the first and last time I tried the stuff...

▲▼ kleiba214:32 hn>

> Vegemite is typically considered an acquired taste at best by those who weren’t raised on it.

+1

▲▼ esafak14:39 hn>

That's cause you're on Team Marmite instead, eh? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marmite

▲▼ kleiba214:40 hn>

Haha, no, my +1 was not because I agree with the statement, I just appreciated the wording.

▲▼ Toynbeeidea14:52 hn>

I prefer Marmite for its consistency. Marmite is sticky and goopy, Vegemite is kinda waxy.

I've never set foot in either Europe or Australia, but I liked both Marmite and Vegemite the first time I tried them.

▲▼ ChrisRR15:30 hn>

Marmite would also be banned if it's because it throws off the sniffer dogs

▲▼ MisterTea17:47 hn>

I had the privileged to sample both at a friends house and both were ... uh, interesting on buttered bread.

▲▼ somenameforme14:40 hn>

I loved it the first time I had it. On the other hand I also loved durian the first time I had it too.

▲▼ comrade123414:33 hn>

From the article it's not clear if the problem with the drug-sniffing dogs is false-positives or false-negatives. So don't start hiding your drugs in vegemite just yet.

▲▼ mrkeen14:41 hn>

  The judge upheld prison authorities’ argument that McKechnie had failed to provide any proper foundations for his opinion that Vegemite does not interfere with drug sniffer dogs.
What is the null-hypothesis, who is making a claim, who has the burden of proof?

▲▼ zulux14:58 hn>

As a religious person, I find this ruling troubling.

We bend over backward for religious dietary restrictions.

Why not sincerely held secular dietary restrictions and convictions? I also suspect the ruling would have been deliberated more if this wasn't an Australian inmate requesting Australian foods.

▲▼ BeetleB15:18 hn>

He claims this is actually due to religion. He needs the nutrition, and the only alternative is pork, which he can't eat due to his religion.

▲▼ ChrisRR15:29 hn>

Or you know, a multivitamin

▲▼ n4r916:03 hn>
>McKechnie dropped the thiamine issue as “not important,” after lawyers for the prison authorities objected to his evidence.
▲▼ marky199115:40 hn>

What is a 'secular dietary conviction'? Religious restrictions are 'God says it is morally wrong to consume this'. Are you suggesting that australian culture suggests 'it is morally wrong to not eat vegemite'? I don't think that's true.

Because if it's just 'australian people like to eat X, I'm australian, thus it's morally wrong to deny me 'X', I don't see how that's reasonable. It's also a strong australian cultural norm to not be confined to a small cell every day for the rest of your life, but that norm was knowingly taken away as part this inmates' conviction and sentencing. Surely eating vegemite is a much smaller concern compared to the imprisonment.

▲▼ ghusto16:16 hn>

Thought about the other way around:

Religion is culture. If you doubt that, go to country X and ask them about god(s) then go to every other country and ask the same. Even if one of them got it right and is following the word of god, it would still mean every other country has got it wrong, and _theirs_ is just culture.

Now, if we bend for one cultural norm, why not another? I'd say it's not that his culture shouldn't be treated like religion, it should! It's just that religion shouldn't be treated specially in the first place.

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▲▼ kotaKat16:01 hn>

I'm surprised there's no possible options to provide a "secure" Vegemite sandwich or otherwise.

They do make single-serving portions, so I don't see why it couldn't be securely acquired from a supplier and doled out single-packet-by-packet and ensuring they've actually ate the Vegemite?

▲▼ adjejmxbdjdn17:27 hn>

Sincerely held secular beliefs are protected in many jurisdictions (and should be in all). Vegans have been fighting for this issue a lot, because it is an ethical principle, held as deeply, if not more, than most religions but not religious in nature (the less charitable way to put it is the ethics are based on reality instead of fictional stories. In a sensible world it would clearly receive more support from the legal system than religious beliefs…).

This seems a little different. This seems more about “enjoyment” as opposed to a sincerely held belief.

Some places also respect that. Famously, the Norwegian terrorist who killed 77 people demanded, and received, a PlayStation 3. And if this jurisdiction had similar laws as Norway they probably would have provided vegemite.

▲▼ Smoosh22:53 hn>

I’m inclined to agree with your initial statement but have difficulty in determining what is the standard for a sincerely held belief. That seems like a very grey area and thus subject to abuse and capriciousness.

▲▼ aunty_helen15:06 hn>

This goes against the vibe of the constitution.

▲▼ moi238815:17 hn>

“ Vegemite had been banned throughout the state’s 12 prisons for the past 20 years because it could potentially impair sniffer dogs’ ability to detect narcotics and could be used to brew alcohol because of its yeast content”

Well yes, but you can brew alcohol out of almost anything.

Also, everything “potentially” impairs sniffers dogs ability. Including attention. The question is, does it actually?

▲▼ brettermeier15:25 hn>

I recently saw in a documentation, that jam was banned from german prison(s?) because you can use it for making alcohol. So might not be the first product which got banned because of this.

▲▼ pixl9717:05 hn>

Do they ban all sugar, or just any sugars that could contain yeast?

▲▼ n4r918:01 hn>
>you can brew alcohol out of almost anything

You do need yeast though, right? Even if it's just naturally present e.g. as on the skin of grapes or other berries. Though I'm sure there are probably ways to extract yeast from other foods, like bread.

▲▼ Rendello19:43 hn>

Yeast is omnipresent, you can brew or brake bread with the yeast on your skin (as seen here [1]). The other part is getting a container and sugars to ferment, see /r/prisonhooch [2] for some creative and horrifying concoctions.

1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvrJu9dLmtA

2. https://www.reddit.com/r/prisonhooch/

▲▼ ChrisRR15:29 hn>
>As a Jew who observed kosher law
>serving a life sentence for murder

Well which is it?

▲▼ n4r917:56 hn>

To be fair, there is precedent for God commanding things that would lead to a murder conviction in modern times. See e.g. the Amalekite massacre.

▲▼ drooopy15:32 hn>

Vegemite is more like a human rights violation.

▲▼ ghusto16:18 hn>

Vegemite? Is that like shit Marmite?

▲▼ michaelhoney19:28 hn>

You have been banned from Australia

▲▼ howard94119:43 hn>

This article deserves its own headline: Murderer’s bid to eat Vegemite in Australian prison rejected by judge

And the court actually found Vegemite to be a cultural right, just not important enough of a right to overrule the prison system, so there's the problem with the headline.